Do you remember the good times? I know I do. I wish we could have them back again, instead of where we are now. I mean, this is really no fun. You might not have enjoyed those times as much as I did. For you there was pain and tears with the torture, but for me it was all just part of the job. I am glad we did the thing with the finger nails. I know that was especially painful for you. But as my new employer tossed me over the cliff, I am hanging on by your fingernails.
Barely Controlled Chaos
The Great Hites 
Oh, what Delicious Irony!!That is an INCREDIBLE story. Bravo!
hahaha – good job jeff! hope the super glue holds..