About Jeff

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Jeff Hite, A.K.A. The Dark Lord Hite, A.K.A. Dr. Evil-n-Carnate, A.K.A. Steve Wolencheck, current occupant of cubical 3257J, affectionately referred to as “that jerk who eats lunch in his cubicle even though we have a lunch room and he really should eat there,” is first and foremost a husband and father. He and his wife and their dozen minions I mean children, live in their orbiting space station. No, that burned up in the atmosphere last year. They live in their undersea lab. No, that is not right either, it fell to crush depth three months ago. Well where ever they live that is where you can find them.

By day he is an IT professional, by night When he and his partner in crime, Alex the 486 Beowulf Super cluster are not trying to take over the world they run the “sheep dating service,” also known as sheep breeding, for the local farming cooperative. When he can fit it in he writes short fiction about the fantastic, is the managing editor for Evil Alter Ego Press and the assistant editor and head slush wrangler for Cast Of Wonders.

He and his alter ego Michell Plested are Co editors of A Method To the Madness: A Guide To the Super Evil and Dimensional Abscesses.

He and his wife home school their minions, I mean kids, and teach NFP to anyone who will listen. The rest of his life is devoted to his first love, his family, their chickens, sheep, dogs and now to appease the cat owners, one of those as well.

Other projects:
Evil Alter Ego Press – Managing Editor

Cast of Wonders – Assistant Editor
A Method To the Madness: A Guide To the Super Evil
Dimensional Abscesses

Get Published (Audio Production)

You can find more of his work here or on Amazon here.

Contact me.

If you would like to contact me and you don’t know me well enough to already have my e-mail address please feel free to use the contact form below.

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